batter platter

A batter platter is when a guy cums on a girl's face and then antiques her. (throws flour on her face)

dude you remember that chick from last night?!

yeah man what happened?!

Dude, I batter plattered the shit out of her!!!

by thedudes88 September 25, 2013

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Batter Up

The act of pulling your penis out of your partner's mouth while they're giving you a blowjob - just before climax, sticking it in their ear and shouting "Batter UP!"

"I stuck it in her ear and it was a home-run."

by Diddle January 21, 2004

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Porcupine Batter

When a man's come flows down to or is rubbed into his coarse pubic hair and is licked up by his partner(s).

"I heard that girl totally licked up someone's porcupine batter."

by Fizzy Douche November 29, 2011

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cake batter

another term for diareah aka loose shit.

after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine

by NRB155 January 28, 2006

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Pubes in Batter

Onion bhaji

mmmm, i just love to eat pubes in batter

by Maddog May 22, 2004

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batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

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