Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose
"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."
by YuNg_BrAiDs February 26, 2022
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Plaid Friday

An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010.
E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday
by Somerville Local First November 22, 2010
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Margarita Friday

An office tradition wherein a group of employees, usually in the computer programming field, will go to lunch at a Mexican restaurant and pound over-priced, over-sugared margaritas for 2 hours. The most common outcome is that absolutely nothing gets done at work between the hours of 8am - 11:30 am and again from 2pm - 4pm. Friday was historically the day that this happened, but more modern workplace environments can see this on any day of the week. After 2pm you may find more seasoned Margarita Fridayers at the closest bar to the restaurant hitting on the day staff.
IT'S FUCKING MARGARITA FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!! IS ON THE BORDER OPEN YET???
by scooterlover June 09, 2014
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Friday Night

A relative term indicating the hedonism, partying, and inebriation that accompanies the end of the work week, regardless of the actual day of the week it occurs.
Jesús: Hey Jim, where are you off to?
Jim: It's Friday Night, Jesús!
Jesús: But it's only Thursday.
Jim: I have off tomorrow! Time to go get shitfaced!
by Archibald S. Holbroke August 29, 2010
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Friday Fever

To sluff off toward the end of the work week due to thoughts of the impending weekend. Often involves being unproductive or procrastination of tasks that could have been done Friday afternoon until Monday.
I really tried to finish up that report for Monday, but I came down with a bad case of Friday Fever and ended up Googling myself all afternoon.
by Scott269 February 22, 2008
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No Pants Friday

An event that occurs every Friday, regardless of weather, where everyone is required to leave their pants at home for the day. The origins of No Pants Friday (NPF) can be traced back to a cold Canberra night (or two) at Nightsbridge, and first afflicted a group of hearty ANU students. The phenomenon spread like wildfire through the Chemistry department, eventually taking the Fenner school with it. With each Friday, the word spread and more and more men and women join in the NPF festivities.
Mel, it's No Pants Friday, get your pants off and get with the program.
by jsickar August 20, 2010
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Mad Friday

The last Friday before Christmas.

Should Christmas perchance fall on a Saturday, then Mad Friday will fall precisely one week before Christmas Eve.

Urban tradition dictates that the erstwhile person will inbible copious amounts of alcohol and fornicate (preferably in pub / nightclub toilets).

Mad Friday has, by Leeds City Council, in a futile attempt to attain Political Correctness, been renamed Feel Good Friday.

Footnote: Also known as 'Black Friday' in the barbarian lands of Scotland.

1st person: If I may trouble you, Sir, may I kindly enquire as to whether you will be attending the organ recital this Friday before Chrstmas?
Rudeboy: What gwan there Gangsta? 'Tis Mad Friday! Me gonna be wi me Red Stripe and rassing some gyal in da toilets! Bumbaclaat!
by Leeds Dr Rudeboy November 21, 2010
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