Momma Shmack

When a 700 + pound, African American man breaks down your front door and proceeds to punch your mother in the face so hard that she crashes thru the nearest wall.
" Man !! Did you see Big Brian fuck that bitch up?"
" Hell yes !! That was a severe Momma Shmack !! I hope she makes it out of her coma."
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 09, 2010
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yo momma

normally the beginning of a derogatory joke for people’s mother.
dang jack, yo momma so ugly her reflection said “i quit””
by halfAlienSus October 24, 2019
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wank momma

A woman who is not gettin any action, the opposite of a mack momma.
Damn Kellie, u thinkin about Ralph all the time has turned you into a wank momma.
by darcmatter May 01, 2006
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momma boy

Momma boy is a boy who let his mom run his life job girlfriend what and whoever is around she not gonna like them or it.
Momma boy is up under the mom for anything and everything
by Mel 27 November 05, 2015
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your momma

a television show on mtv where where people "represent their hoods" by making lame "your momma" jokes on other memebers of the show and wilbur valderama looks like a gay mexican
Wow, that new mtv show Your Momma with that gay mexican really sucks and should be taken off the air
by JStreeter April 26, 2006
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Momma-Cat

Noun: Miserable feline bitch cat who insists on being pampered and fed by the pitiful humans who give her shelter and (ant-infested) food. Extremely territorial and full of immense attitude, especially towards other females and bananas.

Adverb: One who is female and possesses a massive attitude for no apparent reason and struts around like God's fuckin' gift on Earth (may be due to having six nipples).

Verb: To give an attitude and upper nose to another. To swat with claw-like nails at someone without warning or reason. To be a bitch cunt.
Noun: Momma-Cat is a whore bitch.

Adverb: You're such a Momma-Cat whore bitch.

Verb: That whore is Momma-Catting like a bitch.
by Trouble The Cat April 04, 2006
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Momma Luke

To play the role of a pansey, fool or sucker. Made famous during the movie of "Raging Bull", but in fact, the term came from the 1959 movie "The Nuns Story", starring Audrey Hepburn, a young nun, name Sister Luke Gabrielle van der Mal) who became known as "Mama Luke" by the African natives she helped, but was then sent back to Europe during WW2 to work as a nurse. While her religious order prevented her from actively taking sides, she had to nurse both Allied and German soldiers back to health, even though her brother was brutally killed by the German soldiers. She was morally prevented from taking revenge, hence, the term "Mama Luke".
"If I don't defend myself, I will appear to be a "Momma Luke"! They'll call me a chicken!"
by Al Knecht November 07, 2007
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