Fick-off

To tell someone to 'fick off' is essentially telling them to 'fuck off' albeit you typed it wrong because of old age.

Similar in principle to spelling 'Team' with a 'Y', then attempting to pass it off as the Liberian spelling of the word.
Andrea gave Susie a leaflet for the weekly senior citizens aerobics class at the Leisure Centre on Wednesday mornings. For some time Susie had assumed Andrea was being friendly. She was not a senior citizen, she definitely did not mutter 'fick-off' under her breath as she walked off in her leopard skin bra.
by Sharkey & Bubbles July 16, 2022
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whore-off

A challenge, issued by one whore to another. It usually involves a public display of whore-ish skills or other related whore-isms.
Paris Hilton: "I challenge you to a whore-off!"
Mr. Slave: "You're on!"
Random Guy: "Whore-off!"
by punkbass_20x6 March 31, 2006
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zerkin off

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off
by zerkin it February 12, 2022
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Libben Off

A term used when someone will not shut up about their liberal ideas and views
Man, John just never stops libben off in class
by aaaaaddddddddd March 15, 2018
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the wave off

The motion made when an individual draws back their arm and waves it towards someone with a flick of the wrist and typically an "ahhhh". A direct relative to the fist shake. This is performed when the individual has had enough of conversation. Can be performed by all age groups, however a senior discount card is a bonafied license to wave off
When I told him the coffee price had jumped a quarter, Old Man Stephens gave me the wave off and walked out.
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 04, 2005
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Off the carts

An adjective used for someone who is exceptionally high on wax.
Man: Wow, that guy is off the carts.
Woman: Turtle-y.
by LeroyTheMan August 27, 2018
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Jrsting Off

A comedic misspelling of jacking off, an allusion to masturbation, originating from the furry community.
Where's that furry gone, is he AFK?

No, he's just jrsting off to furry porn as per usual

What a degenerate...
by cyncac April 09, 2021
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