Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

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by fat tam-tam November 12, 2020

Ouchfield Octopus

An eight-limbed, two-headed, screaming monster, formed by a prefect collision of baseball outfielders. Brazilian origin.

"Deep fly ball to left! ...Hayes and Vaughn in pursuit...Hayes makes the grab! OH NO!!! Massive collision! Looks like we've got an Ouchfield Octopus."

by Quinnbaseball May 28, 2016

octopus

someone who has an almost impossible breadth of internet exposure via their “many hands” like an octopus

"You’re an octopus in the online bird community"

by birbocto August 11, 2022

Octopus Group

A two-level pyramid scheme where you make money from other people doing surveys.

I just redeemed $100 from my Octopus Group

Bro every Octopus Group survey I try to do, it screens me out

by Thatsnotmyson69420 September 3, 2022

Octopus

Slang for something or someone who is quick in some way, like an octopus swimming

Part of the sea creature/sea food slang culture, originated on marine biology tumblr threads before moving to X and tiktok, used most in California and the southern parts of Oregon.

"It's hard to keep track during my math lessons, the professor is just so octopus."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Reversible octopus

The cute toy that you can express your mood.

My friend: whats that?

Me: its a reversible octopus.

by Milovuk September 9, 2023