Nutter Butter

To put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog(s) lick it off.

I gave my dog a nutter butter last night. It tickled a little bit and felt kinda weird especially when my mom came home.

by Ey Jo March 16, 2009

Nutter Butter

When a guy nuts in a jar of peanut butter, while lying in a bathtub.

"When we asked if he really fucked a jar of peanut butter, he replied 'Yes, I bought it myself.'"
"Wow, he actually did a full-on nutter butter."

by UwU, not OwO June 27, 2020

nutterball

a crazy person

you talk like an idiot you nutterball

by imadogg November 22, 2011

three-nutter

An in-shell peanut that contains 3 peanuts instead of the more common 2 peanuts per shell.

Dean- Aw dude i just found a three-nutter!

Michelle- Niiiceee.

by three-nutter May 3, 2014

nutley

A place where the girls aren't as hot as advertised. All they do is pack on tons of makeup to cover up their frightening faces. It would be hard to walk down the street and not find at least 3 artificially enhanced males with spiked hair and a fake tan. Although they think their town is amazing, their high school has a horrible cocaine, perc, and weed problem. They deal drugs out of cars in Mandees parking lot. In recent years, their football team has been plagued with allegations of steroid use. Recently, their best football players were raised and taught how to play football in Belleville, and moved to Nutley to avoid the hispanic plague moving in from Newark. Although they tend to turn the other cheek, Nutley has had problems and accidents with drunk driving over the past few years. Although their football team has beat Belleville almost every year for the last 10, Belleville people are generally considered tougher, and usually always whip nutley kid's asses in fights. This has been going on for years. Anyone who claims to be tough in Nutley is either crazy, or was raised in Belleville. Nutley people generally look down on the town of Belleville because of it's diversity. What they don't realize is that Nutley will eventually be invaded as well.

White kid from Nutley: "Belleville sucks because of all the spics you guys have.. you are poor."
White kid from Belleville: "Dude, you are from Belleville."
White kid from Nutley: "Uhh.. our football team will beat yours."
White kid from Belleville: "Maybe because your starting Quarterback, Fullback, Linebacker, and D-Tackle are from Belleville, and you guys all juice. Why don't we fight and see who wins that?"
White kid from Nutley: "...sorry i said that.. I don't wanna fight."

by Clint "the man" Eastwood September 23, 2008

nutzer

1. Pennslyvania Dutch word meaning an infant who is "rooting" and needs to be fed.

2. Pennslyvania Dutch word for a baby who is breast feeding.

1. That younguss is a regular nutzer take 'eem in and feed the poor thing!

2. That there nutzer sure loves the tit! Look at 'eem suck!

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006

nutless sack of dick

Someone who is too much of a pussy to order a pizza over the phone.

If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".

by mackerbruny February 9, 2010