Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

Blue nutella

When two gerbils lay on top of eachother while sleeping

“Look those gerbils are doing the Blue Nutella”

by Theofficialbatlovesgerbils November 20, 2023

Nutella

A delicious chocolate spread you rub on your partners ass when having anal sex.

Me and my babe are going to use Nutella tonight!!
Nutella: food lube

by RinWoo July 30, 2017

Nutella Sandwich

either when a white person shits themselves during intercourse or when someone shits on your chest after anal.

Yo bro. this 10 i picked up from your mom gave me a Nutella Sandwich.
Thats sick dog... wait, my sister in 5th grade
Yeah bro its when someone shits on your chest, its amazing feeling.

by gitsandshiggles05 July 27, 2025

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

nutella biscuit

The anus of a latina ffemale

"Ey, yo check out the nutella biscuit on dat latina"

by yoyocumboy July 15, 2025

Nutella Hotdog

When you having anal sex and she didn’t clean herself but she said she did but that’s in the past now but now you got shit all over your dick and it hurts and it’s throbbing. Ah fuck u got a Nutella hotdog.

I was having sex and she shit all over my dick

Holy moly, you got a Nutella hotdog

by Ricecak December 28, 2023