Do a Number

To unleash a beating on an individual or group.

He was infuriating me, I lost the plot and decided to do a number on him

by PAPAWINDY November 14, 2013

Number two happy meal

During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.

Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.

Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?

Roger : What man ?

Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.

by darker May 11, 2009

Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.

JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.

by DEpps February 1, 2010

number one

being at the top of your friend's best friend ranking. A number one takes on duties and privileges that must be held account for.

Luan: yo peter, you're my number one now.
Peter: What about Pat?
Luan: Man that skank ahh nig aint nothin but a bitch
Peter: Thank you luan, i'll do my best.

by Peter December 9, 2008

Door Number 2

Basically, the same thing as the poop chute, butthole, anus, or whatever flavor-of-the-week saying you have where you excrete feces.

Dude, that chick definitely wanted me to put it in door number 2.

by J. Saynt April 15, 2009

Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"

they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021

number 4

According to American Dad, that's when you poop while holding hands.

My friend and I are off to do a number 4.

by mactastic2009 March 16, 2009