Purple Mike

Small circular purple pills containing a form of psychedelic ingredient known as lysergic acid (LSD).

Stacey took a purple mike pill before heading downtown.

by RG68 November 9, 2007

purple rose

An expensive purple colored cocaine.

Elle hooked me up with that purple rose. Shit had me lit.

by thealphaqueen May 8, 2016

Purple Urkel

Purple Urkel is a clone-only strain that seems to be the rage among medical clubs and cannabis connoisseurs. This purple strain is a parent plant to many purple marijuana plants. The strain has shades of purple and is very popular amongst the weed community. The taste is very sweet when smoked. It turns an amazing purple late in bloom, possesses the most amazing grape/lavender flavor and gives a nice strong stone.

Commonly misspelled as Purple Erkle/Erkel, Urkle

This strain is also known as Lavender in many areas.

Kevin: Yo, lets get fucked up.

David: My nigga got that fire Purple Urkel bud. Shit will get you fucked up. Dank as hell!!

Kevin: We OUUUUT!

by 718phenom January 23, 2010

Purple Flurp

A delicious carbonated grape flavored beverage of purple color. Known or causing loud belching. Common soda drank in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Tyler Flavey drank Purple Flurp and belched all night!

"You coming over man?"

"Yea dude I'll bring the purple flurp!!"

by Flurpman October 14, 2017

purple rhombus

The Purple Rhombus is a god, always protecting it's followers, and abolishing non believers.

For strange reasons, some will have nightmares while thinking of the Purple Rhombus

Person a: Do you worship the Purple Rhombus?
Person b: No, that sounds stupid.

The Purple Rhombus would then stalk person b until they become a believer or if they refuse, the purple rhombus would hunt them down

by Kirbbaebi July 10, 2018

Purple Santa

The street name for Albus Dumbledore, former Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Yo, Minerva? Did you hear Purple Santa drop his mixtape at the Three Broomsticks? That shit was hotter than dragon's breath

by JancyBrew April 21, 2018

Purple Joffrey

Masturbating furiously with a tighly clinched fist, causing discoloration of the head of the penis.

"I gave myself a Purple Joffrey looking at that picture of Rhianna in heat posing with her ass in the air, sans panties."

by sans panties April 14, 2014