3 definitions by Flurpman
Sachem school that is fucked over by kids that wear Thrasher but don’t skate. And they are all fucking normies. Kids juul in the godamn bathrooms and get told on. They get in fights but are too pussy to get physical. It’s overcrowded since the waverly and sacoya kids flowed in. And some of the teachers are one of the most sexist people I’ve ever met. Also, the kids are basketball nerds. All I hear in school are kids screaming “ AAAND OONE!” In the halls. Did I mention that the kids like to date. Sagamore= HELL
Person A: Wanna come to my house after I leave Sagamore.
Person B: Sure I’ll bring my speaker and we can play rap music and basketball in your driveway
Person B: Sure I’ll bring my speaker and we can play rap music and basketball in your driveway
by Flurpman April 24, 2018
Summer camp located on Long Island where the water slide is covered in mud and the fucking lunch costs more than $10 dollars, even though it’s the worst food I’ve ever had. There is a cringey theme song for it and a lot of the kids are wearing fortnite and Minecraft shirts. Also most of the kid are in elementary school and don’t know how to play sports. The best thing about the camp is travel camp where you pay a lot extra to send your kid to another fun place. The group for travel is small so you ride the Tard Cart aka the mini bus. Wanna go on your phone? WELL TOO BAD CUZ YOU CANT IN THIS PLACE
by Flurpman August 8, 2018
A delicious carbonated grape flavored beverage of purple color. Known or causing loud belching. Common soda drank in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.
Tyler Flavey drank Purple Flurp and belched all night!
"You coming over man?"
"Yea dude I'll bring the purple flurp!!"
"You coming over man?"
"Yea dude I'll bring the purple flurp!!"
by Flurpman October 14, 2017