Skip to main content

netflixitis

the desirable urge to spend more and/or too much time watching netflix stuff.
My friend has a serious case of netflixitis. Amist her house needing to be cleaned, she cannot say no to netflix.
by toedebusch September 9, 2010
mugGet the netflixitis mug.

Straight to Netflix

Describing a movie with such bad acting and terrible special effects. So much so that it could have been made in someone's back yard that it didn't go to theaters or even DVD, but it ended up on the popular movie website Netflix.
This film shouldn't have been screened, I wish it went straight to Netflix so we could watch the first ten minutes, turn it off and go back to watching Lost instead of wasting our money
by CaptainM May 1, 2014
mugGet the Straight to Netflix mug.

netflix and chill

When you go to someone's house expecting to watch netflix and hang out, but they actually wanted to fuck.
Girl: "Hey babe, wanna come over so we can watch netflix and chill?"
Guy: "YES"

*Guy comes over*
Girl: *Watches Netflix and eats popcorn*
Guy: "......I thought we were gonna fuck..."
by Loulipop98 October 20, 2015
mugGet the netflix and chill mug.

Netflix and Chill for One

A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
by DoctorLove September 23, 2015
mugGet the Netflix and Chill for One mug.

NetflixOCD

1) The inability to change the order of your Netflix queue once you've selected a movie/movies.
2) The watching of a movie from said queue for the sole purpose of crossing it off your list and getting to the next movie, and not because you actually wanted to watch it.

See also Netflixation, Netflixobia.
1)
Reginald: "Yes, Nigel, I would adore the opportunity to watch 'Office Space' with you this week, but 'Superman IV: The Quest for Peace' and 'Eagle Eye' are at the top of my queue and I simply MUST watch those first."

Nigel: "My word! You need to get over your atrocious NetflixOCD."


2)
Ilsa: "Ach lieben! I am quite NOT in the mood to watch 'Deliverance' after work today, but I'm watching it so I can send it back, dammit. I'm watching it RIGHT NOW.

Svetlana: "Well, I'll be down the street at the Krispy Kreme then, Cuz. You let me know how that NetflixOCD shit works out for ya. Holler."
by President Warren G. Harding March 19, 2009
mugGet the NetflixOCD mug.

Netflix Karma

You get a DVD from Netflix and it is all scratched up because the previous users treated it as badly as you treat your netflix rentals.
Oh crap it froze up again, I am so suffering Netflix Karma right now! Arghhh!
by Clampunk August 10, 2010
mugGet the Netflix Karma mug.

Netflix Bipolar

When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
by Chels_ty March 30, 2015
mugGet the Netflix Bipolar mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email