The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Professa Needamayer

1) originator & master of Cajun Flava; the flyest blend of Hip Hop styles that you ever heard

2) one of the best Grammy overlooked Hip Hop artist on the planet

Professa Needamayer and dj Harry Hotsauce = Hip Hop tagteam awesomeness!

by CoHa January 16, 2010

You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

by Mhmyensn May 17, 2022

we need to talk

Translation: You need a lawyer.

Honey, we need to talk.

by Tim Amlung January 23, 2004

we need more gold

What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!

*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*

Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<

by French mickey Mouse July 25, 2006

Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

AMONG US

Freddy: Gregory, do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you heard Among Us, Gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Gregory.

by SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS January 26, 2022

needler

THE best and worst gun in halo. On easy, it takes alot of individual needles, but if you fill someone with needles it REALLY,REALLY hurts. Also one of the coolest looking projectiles in ANY FPS (it fires little pink needles 4 fucks sakes!)

Dude1: why dont exploding needles do more damage individually?
Dude2: because ur gay.....
Dude1: U fuck, eat fully automatic needles!!!!!!!!!
Dude2: AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH PINK DEATH!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Dude1: EAT PINK MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!

by Dudeman01 May 13, 2005