Newton's cradle

The horrific and often timberfelling image of two men attempting a DP in a grumbleflick when their knackers collide.

Is that? Oh my God, I can't bear to look!

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

fig newtons

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
Okay Dave, I'll come. I can eat some Fig Newtons in the waiting room and maybe some Twizzlers if some are available.

by Andi January 19, 2006

necronomicon

a book that was made when the ancient sumarians were around. the book is not satanic! its is a form of witch craft necromancy.

"the dead came to me in my dream now im a psychopathic killer klown muta facko"

by SKITTLEZ DA CLOWN May 8, 2003

Newton's Cradle

A two-man variation on 'teabagging' in which the four testicles represent the swinging balls of a Newton's Cradle. The slapping of the two scrotal sacs together in an approximation of the cradle motion is optional, if physically achievable.

Joe was so wasted, we took about 30 pictures of him getting a Newton's Cradle while he was passed out.

by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009

Necron

A race in a computer game called Warhammer40k:Dawn of war:Dark Crusade. They don't have requisition like other classes, and they only have one building that produces units.(once all buildings that produce units are gone that person loses) So if you think of choosing them either make more than one Monolith or upgrade it enough until it can move and move it into an ally base or a spare base. Now i know your probably thinking "Wow the Necrons must really suck ill choose another race" Well thats wrong. The Necrons are probably have some of the strongest troops in Dawn of war! I once took down 3 bases with only 5 squads! they are probably the 2nd strongest race in Dawn of War!

Orc Player: Haha Necrons! I heard i only have to destroy their Monolith! This will be easy

Billy(Necron player): Ya but my troops are waay stronger than yours

*20 minutes later*

Game: The winner is Billy!

Orc Player: What!?! you must of cheated

Billy(Necron player): Nope Necrons are just naturally strong!

by Gummyburst November 4, 2008

Newton

Approximately $200,000, generally in cash.

Cecil: Hey guy, my son's a ballin' QB. He'll go to MSU but it aint gonna be free.

MSU: Aight, how much?

Cecil: Imma need about a Newton, ya feel me?

MSU: shooooo, have you seen our school. Our tradition is ringing cowbells. We aint got that kinda money, what do you think this is, Auburn?

Cecil: hmmmmmm

by nate dawg uga November 16, 2010

newton

a big city near right outside of boston that basically is full of older jewish people, and young irish/italian catholic people. Older people mainly worry about going to work-church and temple, and younger people worry about goin to the gym, partyin, and beating brookline kids in everything there is possible(and succeidng in it.

Brookline kid- r u pussies from newton?
newton kid- ahhh yea why r u so fuckin tough?
Brookline kid- cause we beat u guys in...aahhh.in....ahhh
Newton kid- get the fuck outa here be4 i slap the so right off ur bro.

by enonomous mush October 27, 2006