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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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What must cut?

A rude phrase used in response to irrelevant information that has been brought to your attention and has no value to your life whatsoever. Most likely annoying
Sunny: “I was on FaceTime with ”

Jack: “Okay now what must cut?”
by Miyagison January 9, 2022
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Fog of must

The thick, iridescent product left behind following a fart.
I'd appreciate if you told me that I was about to walk into your fog of must.
by Rav4rav4 February 3, 2024
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Must make it may!

Firth month of Sigma year. Month where you begin to question if it is even worth the pain and suffering. You must resist your primal urge to jack off and face your deepest darks to make it through. Stand strong soldier!
Mike:"James said he must make it this month, I think he meant Must make it may!"
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Musted

When a fat nigga stank a lil bit and walk by you you’ve been musted
This nigga musted me
by MustySancho November 28, 2025
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