Marlin vs. Mullet

A marlin is a hot ass chick -- similar to pulling in a massive fish against all odds. Pictures are usually taken with the marlin (to share on Facebook later). A mullet is the opposite -- similar to reeling in a line and wondering how that fish ate your bait.

Daddy: "Dude! Did you see that girl I was talking to at the bar?! Marlin status."
Murray: "Marlin? Um...more like mullet. Total marlin vs. mullet confusion. I took a photo of you guys and put it on Facebook. I tagged it #thewrongkindofbigfish."

by the fuuuuck? January 28, 2014

Marlii

A girl that flirts with all the guys, who fall into her mind traps and games. Cute on the outside, but horrible on the inside.
Only the smart guys can get away from Marlii's!

Guy 1: See that girl over there?
Guy 2: Oh, she's such a Marlii

by NickJG August 22, 2011

Blinding the Merlin

So Fanboys made you curious about this one too?

"That's what you do, you aim for the eye, grab the lip, and lead her around the room. Blinding the Merlin."

by hWnd85 December 8, 2010

marliyn manson

I find it hilarious when people say MARILYN MANSON IS GOD!! If they were true Manson fans, they would know that he opposes the idea of god and organized religion. Nonetheless, he is one of the sexiest people ever - best musician too. Oh, and he IS a reverend of satanism, but, for those of you who are too busy sticking your heads in your asses, that does NOT mean that he worships satan. That's NOT what satanism is about. Marilyn Manson IS a goth - goths arent the stereotypical antisocialites, goth is a frame of mind... Marilyn Manson cannot be defined, he simply IS, so go fuck yourselves.

By posting your misguided definitions of Marilyn Manson, you are doing exactly what he wants you to do, and he is proving that you too are sheep... just like the goddamn christians.

by danielle September 29, 2004

murlin

The wizzard that overlooks all wizards.

"I slayed you at cod"
"My god Murlin you are a wizzard"

by Chirpfest March 2, 2014

merlijn

Most of the time Merlijn's have mustaches and are very attractive they usually fuck alot and play overwatch

WOW what a nice mustache i'll call him Merlijn !

by StefanMeneer February 5, 2017

merlijn

Merlijn is the type of girl You'll never forget. For starters, she has amazing Titus. Furthermore, she is one of those girls who can crack you up with a medical Joke. To be honest, I wish i was more like Merlijn. And she had a dog too!!! Unfortunately, she doesnt have a penis. If she Did, it would be huge. Seriously. So great. You'll love it.

I think of Merlijn When i take a shower. It is merlinicious!!

by Grabembythepony March 7, 2017