Minge Munger

Someone who searches for the female genitalia in hope of oral sex, or sex itself

Jonny had become a bit of a minge munger

by Helen Brodie January 11, 2008

tit munger

someone who chops off girls titties and sells them at the market

tit munger: get your fresh tits
Sane person: *calls police*

by Robin February 6, 2005

Munter

The act of looking like a filthy tramp and generally being undesirable.

Dat ho is a munter.

by Stephen D Dawg September 26, 2003

munker

A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.

As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.

by Chips Gearhard December 22, 2010

The Munger

When going down on a girl have a friend hide in a closet. At the appropriate moment your friend will come out from his hiding place, take a flying leep, and land directly on the girl's stomach. The result is her ovaries contract shooting all her eggs into your mouth.

Ex. 1 - "What a heinous bitch. Someone should give her The Munger to insure that she never breeds."

Ex. 2 - "No thanks, not even the slightest bit peckish, had a Munger before I came over."

Ex. 3 - "I have performed more Mungers then I can count. They call me Mung the Merciless around here."

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Mungers

Australian slang for food you eat while you are drunk. Usually kebabs, pizza or maccas.

Mungers?

by Mung mungus November 12, 2017

Muzzer

Originally invented by someone doing a Russian Accent. It basically means mother. It is usually said when a person is a) Drunk or b) likes slurring their words.

Dunc: Man i'm drunk, oh shit i just puked where's mother?

by Daziel May 1, 2005