leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.

Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.

by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020

bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.

While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.

by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023

hairy touchas mullet

this is when a person has a lot of hair near their butt area, touchas is a yiddish word for butt, and mullet well as you know business in the front, party in the back, but in this case it is gross in the back, and can even be smelly...

i could not find where her hole was because she had a hairy touchas mullet

his touchas mullet was so hairy i could braid it over two feet tall!

by roocuckoo August 19, 2009

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009

child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013

eastern shore mullet

A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.

"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"

by georgehean September 24, 2013

mulleted

the state of having a mullet

I went to SuperCuts last night and the bitch mulleted me!

by Hosie August 3, 2003