by Shut up, me espanolish February 10, 2017
Get the Mullenitis mug."While sitting outdoors at Starbucks, having coffee with my friend Cathy, i thought a small bug had landed on the back of my leg. But no. it was just my ankle-mullet wafting in the morning breeze."
by druq October 24, 2012
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A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
A common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female - the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather shaggy. A variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front - Davey Havok of the band AFI sports one of these.)
Hair Stylist: How would you like your hair cut, Mayer?
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
Mayer: I was thinking of something like an "emo mullet."
Stylist: *raises eybrow*
by Mayer June 18, 2006
Get the emo mullet mug.An affliction of the upper-spine and/or neck, similar to scoliosis, resulting in a permanent bend in the neck titling the head to either the left or right. Caused by constantly straining to reach the upper rack of the fridge to get dad "another cold one" as a child.
Cletus the hoosier's dirty-ass head can be seen leaning to the right while he's driving around in his shitty old truck. The poor guy is afflicted by mulletosis, for which science has not found a cure. (Probably because medicaid doesn't cover it)
by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006
Get the Mulletosis mug.A vagina mostly shaved except for a curtain of hair that usually hangs freely over an extended labia minora. This wall of hair gives an appearance similar to the infamous mullet.
-Wow! What a great mullgina. Reminds me of Captain Planet and the planteers!
-Check this out honey! Your mullgina looks just like me when I was 10! Now when we bang, I can pretend donkey punch myself! Neato!
-Check this out honey! Your mullgina looks just like me when I was 10! Now when we bang, I can pretend donkey punch myself! Neato!
by Sir Ty November 21, 2006
Get the mullgina mug.1: Hey, you finally mullet up and ask that girl to the dance?
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
2: Yeah. she said no and made fun of me the rest of the day.
by Drewstaster September 23, 2009
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