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suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

bad motherfucker

Somebody with a personality comparable to that of celebrated actor Samuel L. Jackson
Shaun: Dude, Floyd, did you hear what James did?
Floyd: Yeah, what a badass.
Shaun: Totally, I'm never going to fuck with THAT guy again.
Floyd: I hear you, man.

pause

Shaun: Bad motherfucker.
Floyd: What?
bad motherfucker by Spurfe November 8, 2009

mutherfucker 

Cap the mutherfucker.
mutherfucker by Frank Booth March 19, 2007

Mother mother fuck fuck 

Said by Jay in Movies (jay n slient bob)

used in clerks 1 or 2
Used to express anger
Dude:"Dude1 you just stepped in SHIT"
Dude1: Mother mother fuck fuck!!!!!

jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!

Adios Motherfucker

1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'
1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'

2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'