Taerone Martelyski

A polish background gangsta, who typically hails from Norwalk, macks mad bities, and never be fronting!

hey look at that Taerone Martelyski wreckin thugs left and right.

by jack longworth April 18, 2005

Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 31, 2013

Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

by fharper August 27, 2021

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014

Sad mortem inimicus

What you will hear when you parry the bringer of the laws third heavy attack

*clang* *sniffles* sad mortem inimicus you parried my third heavy

by Centurion of the Roman Empire December 29, 2020

molten asshole

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.

*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut

by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014