snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Ur Ancestors Molesters

This Is The Ulitimate Insult!

Use It To Make Someone Uninstall Life.
Better Than:
- Ur Mom Gay
- Ur Dad Lesbian
- Ur Brother A Mother
- Ur Sisters A Mister
- Ur Granny Tranny
- etc.

Jimmy: Ur Ancestors Molesters!
Bob: Melts Into Liquid Form.

by @12yrolds.only April 13, 2018

Molest

To touch sexually without permission.

Bro, you're such a molest WTF

by s0me0ne 2.0 November 22, 2022

child molester

6ix9ine

Bro you're such a child molester

by eliharvey October 25, 2019

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.

"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"

by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017

Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.

It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.

by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025