anti-moist

A man who rejects social pressure to take on moist characteristics.

"I don't wear jeans because Im anti-moist"

by Yiulias July 18, 2017

Moist Lad

Someone of incredible sexual ability who is renowned for their enormous member which drags behind them as they walk

Joe: Oh hey did you know that Archie is a Moist Lad?
Jake: He does seem like he would be yeah...

by Moistlad24 November 13, 2019

Moist Dragon

Used to refer to a used tampon but can also be used as an insult.

e.g. Sarah pulled out the moist Dragon.

e.g.2 John! Stop being a moist Dragon!

by Næþālîc June 20, 2017

Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.

A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down

by Anon_ymus February 08, 2021

Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 09, 2022

Moist butt

Feeling totes terrible.

I feel like moist butt today

by Stuff. February 01, 2016

moist clutch

A very wet cake shaped like a clutch handbag.

"Can't wait to enjoy your moist clutch"

by Moist clutch August 29, 2017