EP mobile

A crazy mini van usally filled with a bunch of people stuck in a 7 person car. Usually drivin by elephant pig because everyone else is wasted. Also usually blowing stop signs and driving on the wrong side of the road. The EP mobile makes many stops during the night usually at classy fast food establishments such as taco bell to feed the hungry travelers. Getting EP mad can result in injuries to his own mini van such as dropkicking and punching. When EP leaves the mobile it could result in grand theft auto or he could just get locked out. It could be a peaceful night in the mobile or someone could get naked.

Guy's we dont have a ride.
Let's call EP and ask him to take his mini van.
DUDE IT'S THE EP MOBILE RESPECT IT.

by Elephant Pig December 8, 2007

muff mobile

a car characteristically driven by a chick eg a Z3. Men driving such cars are largely scorned

look at that wanker in the muff mobile.

by chez June 11, 2004

mooblet

A male child with breasts, sometimes known as "boobs" or "melon racks", caused by their obesity, or "fatness". Mooblet is a term originally invented by the Ancient Greeks to allow quick identification of small fat boys that Socrates himself identified as "plaguing" Athens.

Martin you Mooblet! Put your shirt back on I can see your moobs!

Socrates: What's with all the Mooblets in Greece? If this keeps up I will drink some of that hemlock shit!

I hate going to waterparks because you have to share the slides with all the mooblets.

by Flashblade April 4, 2004

mobile disco

Motor vehicle with a very loud sound system which is played at full volume while cruising the streets.

Look kids, the man is driving his mobile disco.

by Steve Potts June 12, 2007

mobile lurker

Similar to regular lurker, but with the ability to physically follow you places. Lurkers just silently spy on you; mobile lurkers spy on you AND follow you without actually interacting with you directly.

Roseanne is such a mobile lurker...you know she is just following us to be nosy about his stripper girlfriend!

by craziestjen March 4, 2010

mobile ganster

person who gets gully through text, e-mail or any other type of technology

I saw Ebony today and she didn't say anything, but later on she sent me a text rashing me about having friends sleep over...why didn't she tell me in person?! She is such a mobile ganster..she gets all hood/ghetto over the phone to confront me instead of confronting me in person.

by We_say_it_in_your_face May 3, 2010

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014