moron

90% of the American society. People are getting dumber and dumber. I am often amazed at the lack of common sense and rationality in our society. For example, I used to work as a checker during high school. A woman came up to the register and said "Do I pay for this here?" No. You pay for it in the isle you got it.

dumbass

A moron is something I see everyday. A passenger got on a plane I was on recently and said "Which way do I go?" Your'e up at the very front so that means you only go one way toward the back. Moron.

by [e-mail] August 23, 2007

roman moroni

Roman Moroni is a fictional villian from the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously, starring Michael Keaton. Some could say "Roman Moroni" is a "father of urban slang" personified through a Hollywood movie. As an immigrant newly transplanted onto the streets of America, Roman Moroni desparately attempted to assimilate into the culture by using swear words he barely knew. More often than not, he would botch them up, with hilarious results.

To say someone is a "roman moroni" is to say that he or she tends to use slang words or phrases without really knowing the meaning, or even caring to know the meaning.

Commentary: We all know "roman moroni's" and we may be quick to point out their, well, moronic behavior. Truth is, urban slang is created by "roman moroni" type people who are either so cutting edge or so brainless that they have the ability to make standard vocabulary conform to themselves and not the other way around. And the true genious "roman moroni" types are setting trends that impact modern vocabulary for all eternity.

Roman Moroni quotes from Johnny Dangerously:
"You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves."
"You fargin sneaky bastage!"

Famous "roman maroni's":
George W. Bush - "They misunderestimated me."
Jeff Spicoli - "We left this England place 'cause it was bogus."

by Michael Ramsey November 28, 2007

moronacracy

A society that is based on democracy, but defined by stupid people.

Would you look at all these redneck comments on this chat board? What a moronacracy.

by Tom Tucker tickles turtles tongues June 18, 2008

Morona

A moron who ignores or doesn't understand the safety guidelines for preventing spreading the Corona virus.

A: "Look at those two friends over there, sitting closely together"
B: "Yeah, that's Morona 1 and 2"

by tomnord March 22, 2020

moronosphere

The brainchild and long-time web home of that lusty, kilt-wearing, hard drinking, sushi-sucking anti-hero, Karl Elvis.

Karl Elvis invented and was using the term "moronosphere" back before your balls even knew they could drop, son.

by strapless1 August 11, 2008

Oxford Moron

An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual with less intelligence than the ones who decide these matters consider normal.

Jumbo shrimp is an oxford moron.

by b-tex1 May 4, 2009

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that seemingly contradict eachother

military intelligence
mature student

by darkstrEam January 30, 2004