by omikes April 04, 2020
A really passionate and awesome dude, if he wants you, then then you are the special girl of the universe, he is down right honest and loyal. But his face can be ugly
by Carlie definition, writer March 15, 2017
usually a smaller guy, whom is known to suck alot of penis.he loves to share a yellow cock with his mother from this feller named Chien. Complains about working, but does not do anything, then tells everybody hes the only one who does anything. Known as a Mike Gronkowski, gets fairly mad when called an angry elf, then swings his dwarf arms at you. Action taken to hold the top of his head and let him get tired untill you rock him in your arms to fall asleep. He is a small douch bag in short who is a know it all jag off.
by Chien lee phong September 15, 2016
A man who sucks at racing and thinks he gets girls but really gets fat bitches. He likes to send things that his buddies don’t want to see.
Mike told me about this ugly girl he got with them said “I need to shaved my pubes” (with a Snapchat )
by _your_daddy_ July 19, 2019
Early Monday morning, Chuck Norris was found Miking-it like a beast in the center aisle at Winn-Dixie.
by Sean Seibert October 16, 2007
by arnise January 20, 2006
slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.
by long serving queen of mike February 22, 2010