microsoft

A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.

"Hey, what do you think of Microsoft?"

"oh, you mean the company that promotes EVIL?"

by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006

Microsoft

A company that does everything they can to make sure your getting punked' and they're not.
Many people are familiar with there surreptitious products and their unfaithful outlook towards their customers
- Xbox Live
-The Red Ring Of Death and its "E-" relatives
- The Blue Screen of Death
- Buggy software
- The extra layer of plastic on Point Cards

- Activation of the Point Cards only when you get to the check register

Microsoft Customer: <That's ironic my Xbox died on my 16th birthday. I bought it 2 years ago for my 14th birthday>

<Well, my warranty is gone but I guess I'll call customer support and see if they can do anything about it... or maybe>

*Goes to Google and types in: how to use your Xbox controller to play PC games*

<Yes YES YESS!! Finally, this is great...now I just have to... huh??..... "Step: 4 Ok, just purchase a Microsoft wireless receiver or the Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for Windows

<WHAT!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Curse you Microsoft!!!! >

by Microsoft sufferer March 20, 2010

Microscopic Dolphinular

Microscopic Dolfinular is a disease that has so far been proven harmless. This disease is is cause by a harmless parasite that appears as a microscopic neon blue dolphin that the feeds off bacteria and swims through the blood stream. This disease which has only been found in males causes the them to occasionally emit blue semen.

"Dang did Larry get Microscopic Dolphinular?"

by sadsackofsocks August 2, 2019

microscopicfeet

(Feet smaller than a pin head and the rider of 24ft dicks)

microscopicfeet microscopicfeet

by Camtboss October 19, 2019

Microscopic Penis

If you have this, you get no pussy. I will assure you that you will never have sex in your life ever.

“Hey I heard that Billy has a Microscopic Penis. He’s not having sex!”

by I Don’t Have a Small Penis June 22, 2022

Microscopic

What women say to other women to hide the fact you have a big cock/dick that they want in their face

What about Dominic

Pshh don’t worry about him his dick is microscopic

Idk I’ve heard otherwise bitch

by Watermelon flavored coochie 69 June 30, 2022

Microscopiss

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.

- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!

by Manoosa Lago June 19, 2023