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Microscopiss 

The tiny droplets of urine splashed on your legs, pants or shoes when you’re pissing standing up. They can be felt when you’re wearing shorts but one must be careful because these will inevitably accumulate if you don’t wash your pants with a certain frequency, leading to foul smell and other inconveniences.
- Dude, toss the TP cause I need to wipe my legs and boots, just felt a bit of microscopiss while doing my business behind the tree.

- Here, dude!
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microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.
I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.
microscopic business by PWS27 April 8, 2017

microscopic

Tiny
Unbig
Not large
Ingigantic
Your worth to the Earth.

My IQ

My cousins bra size.

microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

a miner's lung disease caused by inhaling microscopic particles of silicone
that dude died of microscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis last week

microscopic

a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain
oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.
microscopic by ruler November 5, 2003

Microscopic Peen 

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen
Microscopic Peen by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

Microscopic Wage 

What servers make. Less than minimum wage
Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!
Microscopic Wage by MrRapHater October 6, 2021