dirty melanie

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳

hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

by backdoordior May 4, 2020

Melanie Trump

Trash

Mom: could you please take out Melanie Trump? Oh wait I mean trash

by Ilovebrynn69 July 19, 2016

Melanie Nguyen

A Hot Asian girl , sexy , andd chill.

this girl looves TRANVU & HERR CREWW(:

ohhhdanng iss thaat melanie nguyen ?(:

by bbym April 17, 2010

Melanie Bath

A late-night bubble bath consisting of gay drunk people and Melanie Martinez music.

Person A: “Yo do y’all wanna have a Melanie Bath later?”
Person B: “Yes I love Melanie Baths.”
Person C: “I’ll grab the drinks.”

by Linklonk November 30, 2021

Melanie Dela

Melanie is one absolutely stunning girl. She is known for that glowing smile, and a brain that can change that can change the world. Any guy who sees her will most likely fall in love with her - she is sensational. She will someday be known for doing good action within the world and will always make people happy. Melanie is a girl with olive skin, dark brown hair, brown eyes and sexy legs. Once you get a hold of Melanie Dela don't let her go. You will regret it for the rest of your life.

"Oh My Goodness! Melanie Dela did you say? she is just inspirational!"

by zoe grace July 16, 2016

Melanie Taylor

A insanely large fat bitch who trots around the hallways like a gorilla. If you sit next to her she is breathing like she just ran a mile but she’s just fucking fat.

Holy shit melanie taylor is such a fat bitch

by weener butt November 13, 2021

Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"

This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.

by #annoyed April 24, 2017