Merly is epitome of determination. He will lift weights all day long - even in his sleep. You can't out lift him. EVER.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
Merly is the ultimate god of body. Sex, weights, and protein shakes don't even begin to explain the pure manliness that eminates from his body at all times.
If you aren't Merly, you wish you were. GET ON HIS LEVEL.
Oh yea, and his package is so big he can't wear jeans cause it'll suffocate his manly package that deserves to be let loose upon the world.
"I saw Merly in the gym today. His sack is as big as the weights he lifts."
"I wish I were like Merly."
"I wish I were like Merly."
by Fawnsy March 6, 2014
Get the Merly mug.As we all know in english class sometimes our teacher will makes us watch Merlin. So Merlin is a show on netflix that has really good english speaking actors that can speak perfect english. Thats why english teachers makes us watch it. Also the show is about a teen around the 18th century and he lives in a town that the king has banned magic. Also as you guessed he has magic and he is also the princes survant. He is trying his best to protect the kingdom from all sorts of things and also trying to hide is magic abilities. To understand it better you need to start watching the series.
Mike:aw man we have english now and i havent done my homework
Alexander: Its ok man we are gonna watch Merlin today
Mike: hell yea
Alexander: Its ok man we are gonna watch Merlin today
Mike: hell yea
by Niga299 November 19, 2019
Get the Merlin mug.An older middle-aged woman who works at Target and has a shirt that's obviously too small for her because the split on the side of her work shirt exposes her belly. She is often seen with glasses and yelling at her fellow employees.
Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.
Ask anyone at Target about her and they all roll their eyes in disgust.
Person 1: "Look at that woman yelling at all the employees! The one with the glasses!"
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."
Person 2: "Dude, that's Merle. Look at her shirt! You can see her stomach!"
Person 1: "Phooorra! She doesn't look like a pleasant person to be around."
by Bolladonk-adonk November 29, 2009
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by firegirl0915 June 6, 2020
Get the mberlyn mug.Merle Evans was the band leader for Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus for almost 60 years.
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
Another Merle Evans is a race car driver in the western United States that has enjoyed many successful seasons and survived many horrific crashes. Large in size and giant in heart, he is the best friend of many and loved by their wives..
by A wife. February 7, 2010
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