Masturbate

What to do when you have nothing to do during quarantine
Something to do with your friends

Mom, I'm cumming! I am the <ah> masturbate master you know.

by jewish rebel March 31, 2021

Masturbation

When you twist your penis like a pepper grinder till the chunky salsa comes out.

Hey bro you wanna go do the masturbation together.

by Kyle’s mom June 6, 2021

Masturbate

A fancy way to say fap.
Meaning:

Get off by touching; mostly rubbing your crotch, groin, dick or pussy vigorously

The chickenhead masturbated as she watched her master fuck a bimbo

by Alvina'ssourpussy March 19, 2021

Masturbation

Mass Murder of tiny defenseless Sperm

If Masturbation is Mass Murder then does that make someone who Masturbates EVIL

by Anomynose October 19, 2017

Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 9, 2010

Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

masturbate

What you do while lying in bed.

While listening to the radio, a song gave me a boner, so I began to masturbate.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010