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Bastard marks

1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
by Its mE Alex July 16, 2008
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sock marks

The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;
I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.
by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016
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Markster

A super-awesome, sexually attractive, large- penised gangstuhh. (goes out with that sexahh bihh Kristin) Also see Awesome, Beastly.
Oh-em-gee! He's totally being a Markster!
by Marksterrr February 23, 2009
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Marko

Marko is a amazing unique man. You can only find some Marko's in your lifetime. Marko is a very smart man and also super hot. He is also kind of mischievous and is willing to do anything for you, if he loves you. Although sometimes he may be a little mean to try to make you laugh because he is also very funny. Overall Marko is a great person to be with and hangout with. And for all the girls you should totally date this guy.
Never leave a Marko out of your sight.
by Freddy Garziaz casillas December 15, 2018
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san marcos

A small college town located half way between Austin and San Antonio in central Texas. The main school there is Texas State, formerly known as South West Texas. Known to most people as just being as a ridiculous party school, TX State also has decent academics. San Marcos is 35-40 min from both Austin and San Antonio.
The good thing about San Marcos, other than the abundance of horny college chicks, is it's location near several rivers/lakes. During the long summers, you will find many people floating the Comal or Guadalupe rivers in San Marcos and New Braunfels. Lots of cold beer consumption is a must.
by Emperor Hirohito January 22, 2007
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Mud Marks

Similar to a skid mark, yet a thicker consistency much like a chocolate cupcake frosting.
Michael: "Greta, is that skid marks in your underpants?"

Greta: "No Michael, I shit my pants, they are MUD MARKS!"
by GB/MB February 5, 2008
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Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.
Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.
by earth._.turd January 26, 2017
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