a giant tool douche loser who doesn't know his place in society and is a in the closet homosexual who can't get any girls and try's to play off heterosexuality by looking at ugly girls. he has no friends and is considered a loser by all his peers. a mark has few to no friends at all and will be ridiculed by everyone and take it as a sign of them liking them. he keeps everything inside and will probably kill everyone who ever made fun of him.
by mark the fagget shark October 21, 2010
Generally fat, and greasy. Is a player, and think's he is inlove with everyone, but he doesnt know what true love is. He is dishonest, and uses people. He treats people badly. Not all Mark's are like this, however.
1- is that mark :O? 2- yes, he has greasy hair. 1- wow, he would be so much nicer if he washed his hair! 2- yes, definitely.
by kezaaa666 May 28, 2009
A really nice guy, he's kind, he's got a feminine butt, you'll mistake him for a woman, but he won't care because he's a christian. He's a passionate kisser, and he pleasure his girl before he gets a handjob or blowjob. He doesn't want to lose his virginity so he's a tease, but he's a lucky guy to have. Rare, he won't take a girl for granted, he loves you for who you are. Known for 6.5 in penis, very nice, minimum pubic hair.
Girlfriend: Mark is so great!
Male Friend: If I was gay or a girl I'd hit on him!
Girlfriend: lol, Mark's penis is average but idc, it's very nice!
Ex: What's his penis like? I lost him, and i regret it!
Girlfriend: Sorry
Male Friend: If I was gay or a girl I'd hit on him!
Girlfriend: lol, Mark's penis is average but idc, it's very nice!
Ex: What's his penis like? I lost him, and i regret it!
Girlfriend: Sorry
by Mt_2013 November 03, 2013
An absolute true blue Aussie weapon who gets on the cans, even VBs for breakfast. Always wears tigers short shorts wherever her goes.
by the bligh effect August 29, 2018
A jackass who thinks he's all that. I know a Mark and let me tell you I wish I never knew him. Mark's tend to know everything and like to make others feel dumb.
Your such a Mark.
by justspice March 24, 2013
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by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2010