Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Marijuana Party

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

by danw17 January 15, 2006

Marijuana overdose

Something that does not exist, like a ghost. Or something.

- You can not overdose on marijuana, although particularly large doses can yield some unpleasant effects.

- Marijuana overdose? Please.

by CDClock November 21, 2007

marijuana seasoning

Marijuana seasoning

Can I please have some marijuana seasoning... meaning tobacco on my cone.

by Mungalup mafia July 31, 2019

marijuana primadonna

1. Female who remains the most high.
2. Royal Highness of Hemp.
3. Queen of green.

Little Mons chick have you seen her, the Marijuana Primadonna i wouldnt be able to out smoke her.

by maddgirl December 28, 2017

marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012