Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
by R. W. Reef May 28, 2012
by Liz420666 October 5, 2004
The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)
by whats popping? May 4, 2010
This occurs when a person is under the influence of Marijuana and they get the munchies "like a mutha fucka." They will add various different foods together in an attempt to stop their hunger. Usually ending badly, it is however thought to be a great idea at the time. Some foods, such as Chicken and waffles, the Wendys fries with the Frosty, or a Cheeseburger with a fried egg, avacado and bacon have had success and become staple sober foods as well.
Stoner #1: Man, who would have thought that my ice cream and tortilla would go together! I feel like I should have a cooking show! I'll call it, "The Marijuana Chef", and just make great high snacks!
Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!
Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!
by Wickonis Parable February 5, 2010
One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
by P.O.L. Masta December 8, 2011
(N.) Marijuana Enthusiast- the proper name for any pot smoking individual. Replaces the slanderous names such as pot head, stoner, druggie, burnout, retard, etc.
Asshole- you guys are pot heads!
Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.
Brad Thompson & Nick Smals- No sir, we are Marijuana Enthusiasts. Please get that shit right next time.
by Romeo & John-Roy February 24, 2010
1st Person: *cough, cough* oh shi.. *cough, hiccup* AH crap, marijuana hiccups!
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
2nd: HAHA! sucks to be you
1st: *hiccups* DAMN!!
2nd: *laughs some more*
by High~Heaven091 September 21, 2010