Malachron

1. An instance where two events that would be harmless individually cause a disaster when they occur simltaneously.

2. A case of bad timing--REALLY bad timing.

It was a classic malachron that they raised the drawbridge to accommodate a passing ship

just as a parade of fire trucks and ambulances approached, heading toward the factory explosion. It would be ten minutes before the emergency vehicles could continue on to their destination.

by Jamie Cain March 6, 2023

Dirty malachi

Beat the fuck off

I’m bouta dirty malachi bro

by Niggaballs538191 October 10, 2021

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

I LOVE METAL MALACHITE

by Chainedless May 9, 2022

The malachichi

someone who can kill you in seconds, he can do it swiftly, quietly, or loudly. Dont try hide in the dark, thats where he's strongest at.

ᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨᚲᛟᚲᛟᛚᚨᚾᛟᚲᚺᛖᚲᚺᛖᛈᛁᛖᚨ the malachichi

by THE MALACHICHI September 17, 2022

malagraba

a used rubber valve from iceland containing 1 or more spoons used by idonesian football club left midfeilds servants monkey called melbert the gr8 who is son of halomasher who's great uncles brothers owners mothers brrother owns various mother badgers

omgt its a malagraba

by eb April 15, 2004

malagoochi

(1)The act of slapping a male friend in the genitals as a playful act of spontaneous violence.

(2)The necessary exclamation needed by the assbag after slapping a mate in the nuts.

Ha!! Malagoochi!!! (that simple)

by Eddy Smythe October 11, 2006

malafit

mal-LUH-fit. noun.
Opposite of benefit. Something that is good, or disadvantage.

from latin mal meaning bad and fit meaning to make or to do.

The benefit of taking a gap year is the relaxation and the possibility of travel, the malafit is that you don't want to go to college afterwards.

by amhl May 6, 2009