jamie magee

Womanizing bigot who loves to play victim

Synonym

Narcissist

I can't believed i trusted jamie magee

by JCSmalls December 22, 2016

Luminaire Mage

Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure

"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"

by Lumi June 26, 2003

Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

Magee

A guy with an above average penis and is way better at fantasy baseball than his gay lover jerk

Who didn’t blow their load in the first half of the fantasy baseball season last year? I think it was Magee

by Dirkness41 June 1, 2020

Serious Maged

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010

The Goddess Mage

This is a goddess, she's very important to this planet. She's so awesome. Pray to her, and a reward shall be offered. She hears the good and bad. She definitely won't punish you for the bad :)

We all love her.

The goddess Mage is really important to this planet.

I pray the The Goddess Mage

by The goddess Mage's follower August 13, 2021

Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 9, 2018