Malty

Good aka: sick, dope, cool

This food is so malty!

by Bob Payton April 9, 2021

marty robbins

the man, the myth, the cowboy chad himself
creator of such bangers as big iron and el paso
did i mention he was a nascar driver?

the most badass soul to ever exist

girl: i would totally fuck marty robbins

boy: honestly same

by Xx_joemother_xX May 18, 2022

Matty Cooper

A Matter Cooper is a girl(or guy) with expert skills in oral sex.

Wow, that girl is such a Matty Cooper, she gave me the gluck gluck 9000

by CustardSoil September 21, 2022

Matty Townsend

Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister

Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family

by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022

Matty:)

The most beautiful, graceful, and romantic person in existence.

I was so happy when i saw Matty:)

by -Neurotic April 11, 2023

snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 14, 2010

Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013