When one goes without seeing Macy for a prolonged period of time, often time the individual will start to “tweak”. If you are experiencing this call 911 immediately.
by Turkey pseudo June 11, 2025

by CaviarsEden November 16, 2020

A fucking bitch that only cares about her boyfriend. She doesn't give a fuck about her friends even "best" friends. Macy gets attached to ugly, fat, tall, and weird guys. Macys can be the worst friend in the world. She won't be there for you when you need her. Will leave you stranded on the side of the road. Never trust a Macy.
Boyfriend: You can't hang out with your friends tonight.
Macy: Okay that's fine. They won't be there in the end anyways. You will.
Boyfriend: I love you.
Macy: I love you more.
*kisses* (yuck)
Macy: Okay that's fine. They won't be there in the end anyways. You will.
Boyfriend: I love you.
Macy: I love you more.
*kisses* (yuck)
by Blpppp#%!! September 16, 2020

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!
by jay gee December 1, 2022

She sucks cock really well, total hoe. She’s also really a good person who shouldn’t be overlooked because she is a real keeper.
F-boy: Damn my cock hurts cause how much I fucked Macy last night.
Nice guy: If only you appreciated her for more than her pussy
Nice guy: If only you appreciated her for more than her pussy
by Luchador Vespucci October 5, 2020

by BUSHYAHAH June 30, 2020
