Macintosh

A brand of computers made by apple inc. People tend to buy these pieces of shit because 1. they are retarded at using a computer. 2. Since they are retarded, they have never heard of FREEWARE, so they think that graphic editing is exclusive for mac. 3. They can't take care of a computer worth a flying fuck (open the case and see how much dust has built up), so they blame simple PEBKAC on moronic claims. Now that they have one, they try (and fail miserably) at defending themselves for their own stupidity. They say that mac is innovative (a word they probably don't even know) and try to sound like they know stuff about computers. An easy way to spot this is to ask if nVidia cards work on macs. Because of their lack of computer skills and poor choice of pc, they bash windows and linux users and fail because most people take care of their computer, thereby leading to less problems. They try to claim that macs are the best yet, both windows and linux based pcs' are: faster, more reliable, have assloads of apps, lower prices, are easily upgradeable (and yeah update and upgrade are different so stfu you ignorant POS) and they do believe it or not just work like macs do. Oh and the facts on the mac page at apple are wrong. Considering that fact that 802.11n has been in draft for quite a while and my computer has astonishing speed too. Have you heard of SATA2 which is a high speed hard drive connection?

Seriously, if you're too retarded to use windows or linux, then computers aren't for you.

Person 1: why did you buy a Macintosh?
Person 2: they don't have viruses-
1: neither does linux.
2: whats linux?

by qblasphemy August 15, 2008

Macintosh

A family of desktop and laptop computers from Apple, introduced in 1984. It was the first computer to popularize the graphical user interface (GUI). The combination of Mac hardware and software has been exceptionally consistent over the years, providing an ease of use that Mac users have enjoyed. With a Windows emulator such as Virtual PC, Macs can also run Windows and DOS applications.

Mac User: "Don't you just love it when things just work?!"
PC User: "Really?! Is that possible?"
Mac User: "Oh. Sorry, I forgot you use Windows."

Never ask a man what kind of computer he uses:
If he uses a macintosh, he will tell you.
If he usea a PC, why embarrass him?

by Stephen Rose November 15, 2005

Macintosh Sleeping Sickness

A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.

My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.

by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009

Macintosh

A branded, overpriced PC for self-absorbed children.

I feel like paying triple the price for half the performance in my new computer. Also, I can barely operate one. Guess I'll get a Macintosh!

by Shittyhorse October 8, 2011

maciecakes

myspace whore who rides a million whore trains, 5000+ friends whom she doesn't even talk to, and photoshops out her pepperoni acne. basically your average Myspace Whore .

Maciecakes: OMGGZZ IM SUCH A $C3N3 KIIIDD!!!11 I ride a thousand perfection trains even though the so-called "perfection" is all photoshop and i look like a pepperoni pizza in person!!!!!!!11
Normal Person: Stfu. Scene kid.

by ihatemaciecakes August 16, 2009

veronica macias

the most bestest and awesomest female friend a male homosapian can ever dream or wish for, a great advice giver and listener and adventurous gal willing to try anything once. you are the fuckin best!!!!

since the day i saw Veronica Macias i noticed she had the most beautiful jaw-dropping eyes on the face of the earth!!

by its a surprise hahahaa November 21, 2010

Macism

Macism. The belief that Macs are better than PCs...all lies. As all of us computer nerds know, there has been a long-time battle between Microsoft (makers of the PC) and Apple (responsible for the Mac). And clearly Microsoft has the upper hand.

Bernardo is a firm believer in Macism.

by Nimrod1 February 14, 2006