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entitled millennial 

Anyone born after 1984 who believes that society owes them a free college education, free health care, a good job with no experience, and an iPhone that costs more than a used car. Ghetto versions of the above also love excessive EBT benefits and live at home with mommy until age 30.
That entitled millennial thinks society owes him a scholarship and an iPhone.
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Basement Millennial 

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this
We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

ok millennial 

the proper response to moments when millennials do dumb millennial shit but think they're better than the other generations, specifically zoomers, despite being objectively the most annoying generation in human history.
Zoomer: ugh I want to die
Millennial: ACTUALLY suicide jokes perpetuate ancient standards of bigotry and racism. educate yourself child.
Zoomer: ok millennial
ok millennial by youaremumghey January 22, 2020

stupid millennial 

The only kind of millennial there is.

See also entitled millennial
That stupid millennial turned down a dream job because he refuses to get out of bed before 10am. That and he cannot afford the lease on his Escalade.

Geriatric Millennial 

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.
My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

star wars millennial

Retarded fanboys who watched the prequels first and thereby come to many false conclusions assuming that Lucas had it all planned out. (See Lucas interviews to disprove this)

Examples of Star Wars millennials acting out include;

Outrage at Fin being black citing Stormtroopers as clones.
Belief that the prequels were remotely good even as films.
Outrageous conclusions that Rey is Vader reborn because midichlorian logic.
Belief that current star wars lore is superior to classics such as The Thrawn Trilogy.
Wearing lame merchandise with dumb taglines like "Join the resistance"
Belief that the prequels are better than the new films.
I could barely hold my peace at the dumb star wars millennials bitching about Fin being black and Stormtroopers being clones.

God Damn Millennial 

A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"
God Damn Millennial by C137 January 2, 2018