A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
by Troll200 August 17, 2023
Get the Loot Goblinmug. when at a strip club, you try to take all of the money in her g-string; starting with the highest value and then decreasing
John: hey man, i'm going to the strip club tonight rich, and i'm gonna leave broke again
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
John: you have to play with somebody else though
Kurtis: I'll show you how it's done
kurtis: have you tried to loot the booty? works every time for me.
John: you have to play with somebody else though
Kurtis: I'll show you how it's done
by banana panzy fucker January 1, 2014
Get the loot the bootymug. Floor Loot, as it's name suggests, is loot (pens, rulers, erasers, etc.) you find on the floor of the building you pursue your academic prowess at. Once you pick up floor loot, it's yours, so the original owner can't reclaim it if they recognize it.
Example 1:
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
Charrie(Rice person): "Hey man! Give me back my Pilot Frixion Clicker! Where did you even get it?"
Charlie(Burger person): "Ah-ah-ah! I found it 3 hours, 37 minutes and 46 seconds ago outside room 42069 just in front of the door. It was floor loot, it is now mine, dude! So lay a kung-fu move on me because of it, and I'll sue you to kingdom come!"
Example 2:
Natalia(Bathtub fish person): "Bitch you got a rubber? (british for eraser)"
Kierra(Soulless(ginger) person): "Yeah here, you boyfriend stealing slag."
Natalia: "Why's it got a cum stain?"
Kierra: "I don't know, it was floor loot. I bet it's Luke's though."
by SonyBravia February 22, 2025
Get the Floor Lootmug. Formally known as 'Acme Tool Crib' this transposed slang phrase was coined by employees and used in a negative way to describe the tool and equipment retailer.
It can't be any worse than working at Ace'm LOOT Bric.
Daren: You wanna grab lunch at the diner?
Dennis: Can't dude, fucking Ace'm LOOT Bric is holding me down today.
Daren: You wanna grab lunch at the diner?
Dennis: Can't dude, fucking Ace'm LOOT Bric is holding me down today.
by Overbuddy July 2, 2008
Get the Ace'm LOOT Bricmug. by Ernest P Worrell June 26, 2023
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Get the lootmug.