logic

Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.

"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."

by WhoisHomer February 5, 2005

Lodgism

Business term for an over-complicated metaphor or expression.
Popularised by Nick Lodge in his book "Business Consulting: A Bluffer's Guide"

External Consultant: "New hardware would be a useful catalyst to leverage our capabilities across the value chain."
Internal employee: "Overpaid fool. That's just a Lodgism for Buy a new PC and it will make things better."
or
Manager: I've been stir-frying some ideas in my think-wok.
Employee: (with heavy irony) And have you come up with any new Lodgisms then?

by Professor Dr Wolfgang Reitzle October 31, 2006

640k logic

Short sightedness based upon the assumption that a given quantity exceeds any possible future demand. Originated by the quotation, "640K RAM ought to be enough for anybody," commonly attributed to Bill Gates.

Statement: "The country will never need more than a ten digit phone number."
Response: "That is totally 640k logic."

by Vernon V May 27, 2008

Kotula Logic

Finding justification for choosing to do the complete opposite of what should be done.

Kotula Logic: Instead of studying for the first test I'll just drop the class.

by Fifedom March 6, 2011

Boomer logic

When a boomer says some wild shit that no longer applies in today's society because we live in the real world and not off of old timey slogans.

"Respect your elders son"
"Fuck off with your boomer logic"
Or
"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"Then I guess with that boomer logic you shouldn't worry about Corona virus"

by Preteen pounder August 3, 2020

Liberal Logic

Based not on facts, but on feelings that someone else thinks you should feel.

Liberal logic says that guns kill people not the person holding the gun.

by PurebloodAmerican October 29, 2020

fat bitch logic

Fat bitch logic (not to be confused with fat bitch feminism logic) is an easily observable anomaly that has overtaken certain parts of the internet and real-world social interactions, and can be found in varying locations (mostly social media) in which one is extremely defensive about ones own morbid obesity with fallacious logic. This list of excuses to be a fat shit range from ignorant with the "muh genetics" argument, to the extreme and even absurd "beautiful at every size" argument, where the fat bitch in question actually seems to take pride in the fact that they have serious pending health issues.

Random fat bitch: " I can eat whatever I want as long as I walk it off."
Me: "You can't walk from the handicap spot to the storefront without getting winded, that's fat bitch logic."

by Thisllprobablygetmebanned June 8, 2016