Log Kisser

One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger

Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser!

by nerdybuns June 3, 2009

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hot log

A fresh poo, still piping hot from the delivery canal.

"I heard your cat died. Man, that really sucks the hot log."

by GreBo Goryerum September 15, 2006

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log-swapping

The act of flushing someone else's poop down the toilet before being able to poop yourself.

Hey man, did you flush? I'm getting tired of always log-swapping your turd of the day.

by Mikey The Comic April 4, 2009

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ninja log

logging off randomly without anyone knowing, while your in the middle of something

so like dude we are going to run this way and your going to run that way ok

during your going to ( ALT+F4 )

oh that fucker ninja logged

by tomxel February 16, 2009

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n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.

"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"

by Satandog February 6, 2006

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