Turd Lock

Being constipated due to being forced to hold back to keep from shitting your pants... And class just started.

Not to be confused with "Vapor Lock "

Louis: Hey Jason! What do you say about going out, have a beer or two?

Jason: I can't tonight. I got horrible stomach cramps because I was afraid I would "Shart" in gym class. I think I held it a little too long and now I have a "turd lock"."

by matterri April 23, 2017

Whiskey Locker

Secretive Facebook page only for Marines and ‘Greenside’ Corpsmen. A literal ‘weapons free’ zone on Facebook. Anything and everything is allowed except for people being whiny bitches and reporting other peoples posts. We encourage shit talking, motivation, titties, memes, brotherhood and titties! Fuck you…..

"I got invited and accepted into the Whiskey Locker. Let's not fuck it up like those idiots at Marines United. Here's a picture of my wife's titties. Fuck you!"

by Echo 5 Charlie-HMFNIC August 28, 2017

lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

by WeirdererDefine October 16, 2011

lock it up

A command given to someone who needs to get his or her shit together. In a sports context, often said to one whose head isn't in the game, or who is playing erratically. In social situations, said to someone who is acting really strange or being embarrassing.

Joe: "Shit, this bar is never this crowded on a Wednesday... what are all these girls doing here? Looks like we picked a good night to come out."
Dwight: "Damn, look at the tits on these girls over here."
Hot Girl: "I heard that, you fucking creep."
{Joe angrily pulls Dwight aside.}
Joe: {pointing his finger in Dwight's face} "Hey, look at me. You lock it up. Don't be a liability tonight."
Dwight: "Alright, alright. Honest mistake."

by Fitterer January 21, 2006

lip-lock

A strong, passionate, Kiss.

"He put a mean "lip-lock" on 'er, that wouldn't let go."

by Polabear August 11, 2003

turd locker

the nether regions inside your ass, a rest stop on the long and winding dirt road, the tollbooth on the hershey highway, a wide spot on bowel boulevard, the parking lot on poop parkway, the rail yard for trains on the track, probably just your bowels or intestines...

girl: you want me to eat your ass before I give you the stroke and choke?
me: yeah baby, but watch out for stinky pickles, I need to empty my turd locker.

by spiderbesideher September 22, 2009

U-lock

A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.

My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.

by Falkon November 6, 2006