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Literal Lance

Someone who takes things in a literal context; someone who can't joke
Dee: She's a big fat whore!
Alex: But she's not even fat!
Dee: Stop being such a Literal Lance!!!!!
by shaken'bake June 17, 2009
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internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
by MK March 21, 2005
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literalist

Someone who literally takes everything literal.
Bob: " Ugh...This golf cart is so SLOW! It'll take us 50,000 years to get to the other side of the golf course.
Billy: "So why don't we just walk there? We'll be long dead if we continue to ride this thing."
Bob: "Stop being a literalist, Billy. You know it wouldn't literally take that long.
by Urban poster April 1, 2016
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Literally Gay

A person who LITERALLY likes men. E.g. Dominic C.P Batchelor
Dom you are literally gay, you LITERALLY like men
by Hdjsjaksjbdnsjsjsj February 29, 2020
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Literally Dog Water

A thing six graders will say after they beat someone else at anything.
"Your literally dog water Jason, your shit at this game.
by anonymous April 29, 2021
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literallyiu

literallyiu was a popular iu fanpage that was mass cancelled for weaponising slurs and faking about their race.
literallyiu is not out here livin tho!
by bussypopperszz January 20, 2022
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literally shaking

It's term created by r/bakchodi users of reddit sub. it's a slang to mock randians,commies and porkis who over react to every little things and make simple stuff dramatic.
Normal people: India is about to become 5 Trillion USD economy

randians: I'm literally shaking irght now, i hate this government, that means poors won't be able to live their life and follow minimalism! i will immigrate.
by APOSTATEPROPHET December 13, 2019
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