limp load

The action of cumming without erection due to the excessively stimulating and awesome nature of a situation.

The move that that girl just did on the dance floor was so awesome that it caused me to limp load.

by Bad Hand Work January 16, 2007

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Limp Dick Motherfucker

Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.

When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.

Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.

Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"

by TopShelf72 August 11, 2009

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limp bizkit

a soft penis (opposite of boner)which is almost impossible to have sex with.

He looked at a fat guy and got a limp bizkit

by TheChris5 March 4, 2009

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Limp Dickshit

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."

Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem June 13, 2007

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Lumpy Platypus

A sexual act in which a man's partner pulls forward the foreskin and pinches it closed over the end of the flaccid phallus, causing the organ to resemble a platypus. The partner continues to try to keep the head of the phallus hidden while said phallus becomes engorged.

"She was giving me a lumpy platypus, and the turtle popped its head out and stabbed her in the eye!"

by MasterBeta2008 January 27, 2008

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