White lightning

The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.

Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021

lightning dance

doing the lightning dance refers to a person who is actively being tased. Once the darts from a taser have penetrated the persons skin and a 50,000 volt shock is delivered, that person falls to the ground with flailing limbs and wild, uncontrollable body movements, then on occasion urinating them self and blowing snot bubbles from there nose followed by heavy crying for there mommy.

guy 1: see that drunk dude over there running through the street naked holding up traffic?

guy 2: yup, looks like he is yelling something to that officer.

guy 1: wow, he just spit in the officers face.

guy 2: Ooooo, awesome lightning dance, he's really moving!

by ranman92509 September 30, 2011

Chicago lightning

Dated american slang phrase to refer to bullets or gunfire.

"Thanks, friend; but you're wasting your time. You better warn Crocker. If that louse makes a play for me, he'll get hit with Chicago lightning!" from the book The hard-boiled omnibus (1952) by Joseph Thompson Shaw.

by FalcoMeyster January 22, 2023

Ride the lightning

taking dxm and cocaine at the same time.

I'm took some dxm and coke so I'm about to ride the lightning.

by Swagmoding April 26, 2023

thunderbolts and lightning

very very frightening things

"I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"

"Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening things"

by The 7th Poop Shitter December 26, 2022

Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021