bus is leaving

I'm ready to blow this taco stand. So you either drive with me now, or find another ride.

Yo, playa, bus is leaving. Just get her digits and get in the car.

by BornBlitzed July 13, 2010

Leave It To Beaver

When you are fucking your girl in the ass but right when you are bout to blow your load......... You slam it in her pussy and say......... I'm just gonna Leave it to Beaver bitch!! And then shoot your load in her beaver!

Dude I gave my bitch the leave it to beaver last night. She is such a good little cum dumpster!!

by ivan yakinof September 03, 2020

leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 27, 2021

Leaving Shawtyville

An east American expression meaning to shorten/to lose height.

Carrington: Oí shawty, my gran has been leaving Shawtyville these past few years... she’s already shrunken 13 cm!!

Morgan: BAZINGA

by Really_Stinky_Feet345 May 19, 2021

shore leave

Taking a dump on the toilet seat.

"I really needed to use the can on my break at work today, but whoever was in there before me left some sailors (poop nuggets) on shore leave."

by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

Caternity leave

Leave of absence when you get a new cat or kitten.

I'm out for the next 6 weeks for caternity leave. It's important bonding time when you first get a cat!

by Bikosmom May 15, 2017

the stroking leaves

Best frickin band ever!u dont need to be able 2 play any musical instruments, you just gotta feel the leaves. T

Were cool we can play the leaves! wow o look scotts not because hes listening to his week n weekend bands! haha leaves are cool... sundays not!

by SlAp Me Im NiCoLe! February 26, 2004