Bob's Law

A person that misquotes and makes up their own laws as they go.

My neighbor said I needed a permit to barbecue on my own property; I guess it's a new Bob's Law !

by karmagotcha June 3, 2018

dog law

When a dog falls asleep on ones lap, one is not allowed to move or disturb said sleeping dog.

I can’t make breakfast because Fido is asleep on my lap; I cannot break dog law.

by DogLawAbider February 10, 2018

Skilling's Law

The immutable law that the higher a person climbs the corporate ladder the more useless they become to common business & management tasks. Named after Jeffery Skilling of Enron fame.

"Why is Bob the VP asking everybody who there are doing?"
"Joyce the Deptartment head is off this week. He told her he'd look after things while she's gone."
"OMG don't let him do anything while he's here. That man is the personification of Skilling's Law."

by Woody 23112 February 16, 2009

Homie-in-law

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends

You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law

by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023

Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

Stallone's Law

Pronunciation: \ˈstä-lōnes\ \'lo\
Function: noun

A law of physics, (not unlike Murphy's Law), stating that in the event a main character is being shot at by any amount of bad guys, the main character has a better chance of killing all the bad guys than the bad guys have of killing him.

Friend: "That guy just killed like 50 people! How did he do that?"

You: "Stallone's Law."

by Dr, No. April 17, 2010

Fies' Law

When you have an expression with many different terms and you want to find the sum at a very large of said terms. If you have a few terms that grows so immensely faster then everything else, you can write off the small ones as irrelevant and only focus on the bigger ones (Created by Wifies on YouTube)

Lets say we're trying to find out about all of the organisms on the planet. Because there's just so many more bacteria than there is anything else, we can use Fies' Law and just not include all of the almost extinct organisms (Since It wouldn't affect the number that much)

by bruhcubed3 April 27, 2021