Loggerhead

A penis, a large member, a trouser snake. Leana is a non believer but the word loggerhead is as old as time itself.

How about taking a pull off the big loggerhead that I'm smuggling in my drawers.

by Jimmy Jam Johnson August 31, 2018

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Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

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(noun): The seemingly uncontrolable impulse a person has to outdo or "one up" another person. Typically seen when a person tells of some past experience and before finishing their story the "liaggerator " interupts with a similar story; which is mostly fictional and not confined to the laws of reality in order to diminish the experience of others and elevate their own sense of accomplishment.

Kevin: Once I jumped off of a 30ft. waterfall while on...

Stanley: Oh, one time I dove off of a 100ft. waterfall to save a guy from drowning. He was taking pictures by the edge and slipped an went over the falls. I had to free dive about 45ft. down at the base of the falls in order to pull the guy to the surface.

Kevin: You are such a liaggerator.

by Bagram Think Tank December 31, 2006

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Langer banger

A threesome sex move that involves two girls engaging in a sexual manner ( giving a hand job or blow job) while the guy takes a shit. This is very close to a blumpkin, the main difference being the fact that there are two girls instead of only one.

Those two sluts just gave him a langer banger. He's a fucking champ.

by Langer banger 4 April 21, 2010

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